If you yelled for 8 years,7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Anyone willing to try)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Make sure you get everybody in line)
A pig orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(New slimming tips)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.